I Got Your Stocking, Right Here!

So, it's been a while since we've heard from your good friend Amanda Feral, but that's changing in 2012. It seems that some opportunities might have presented themselves, both on the erotica front penned by the wicked zombie, herself, and stories featuring Amanda, Wendy and Gil. There's nothing set in stone, but the stage is decorated for some horribly irreverent mayhem.

Until then, why don't you check out Amanda's first erotic effort, the suitably Christmas-y, STOCKING FULL OF COAL? It's funny, naughty as f**k, and above all, weird (check out what Nicole Peeler had to say about the story, here).

Synopsis: Justine Crenshaw is accident-prone. On purpose. It’s the bruises…she can’t live without them, without the pleasure and pain that closely bind her sexuality to her secret obsession. She chooses men who accept her fetish, who seek it out for their own dark designs, even if they don’t understand it. She accepts that. Justine doesn’t need them for anything but a little bruise pressure during down-and-dirty sex.

Then she meets Nathan, and her heart starts demanding more than her compulsions provide. She can’t hide her body from him forever, can’t keep him in the dark, literally. But no “normal” guy could possibly understand her multi-colored kink…could he? It might be time for Justine to shine a light on her fetish and find out.

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And guess what? Just in time for the holidays, it's cheap! So why not download a copy for that super-dirty girl or guy in your life and support a displaced zombie author!

Buy it...

Ellora's Cave • Amazon • Nook • Sony Ebookstore • All Romance Ebooks <--$2.27

And expect more news from Amanda in the coming months!

Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Hanukah, Kwanzaa, or whatever you celebrate!!!

National Bruiseslut Day!!!

It's been a longtime coming, but Stocking Full of Coal debuts today, making all your smutty dreams (nightmares) come true! I've had quite a few questions as to whether you can buy the story for Kindle. The answer is Fuck YES!

And it's super easy. Just buy the book and you'll get a link to every possible format, MOBIPOCKET is the one for Kindles! Then, after you download this dark gift from my blackened soul, just connect your Kindle to your computer and click and drag the story icon to your Kindle avatar. Then you're ready to grab your vibrator and rock out! Or...you know...just read the damn thing. LOL.

But first you might need a link. Click H-E-R-E to buy Coal now. The best news of all? it's on sale for...

$2.49!!!

You'll have to spend that much just to clean your panties up afterwards, you dirty bitches! LOL.

Now, there's already been some ruckus on the story on the internet. Here are some links!

Nicole Peeler (Tempest Rising) dissects Stocking Full of Coal and explores kink quite lovingly. There's a CONTEST too! Also, she digs my smut! Read them shits!

My least favorite ghostwriter, Mark Henry, vlogs an interview with me over at Wicked Lil Pixie, also gives away a signed set of his books (yes, I signed them too). Click on over there.

RT Book Reviews makes an exception and reviews an erotic short, namely mine and talks to Mark Henry about it too. Why? I have no clue. He's such an attention whore.

Music industry blogger and bookseller, Synde, breaks it down over here.

And more have been promised, so I'll keep this space updated throughout the day.

Get out there and buy folks!

Coal Debuts Thursday!

I couldn't be more excited to see what people think of my first piece of kinky smut! Bruisesluts, secret societies and a hot lonely hero in need of some help wrestling off his clothes! Yes, please! Here's what everyone's favorite Wicked Lil Pixie had to say about STOCKING FULL OF COAL:

"I like things that are different, things that buck the norm & make me go WHOA after I read them. Stocking Full of Coal seriously had me at a loss when I finished it. I stopped reading & I couldn’t pick up a single book for 3 days after I had read it! I honestly couldn’t pick up another book because nothing could compare to SFoC. NOTHING. With an Amanda Feral book you are guaranteed a few things:

1. It will be like NOTHING you’ve ever read
2. It will disturb you
3. It will make you laugh"

 You can check out Nat's full review here.

Swing by her site soon for a contest that's all about MOI!!!

Stocking Has a Cover!

Seriously. I'm totally frenching it right now. So adorable. And those Christmas bandages? LOVE 'EM! Genius.

Remember, STOCKING FULL OF COAL, comes out on December 16th. You can check it out here.

I Have Some Coal For Your Ratty Stocking

Sure.

It's early to be talking Christmas gifts. But I've got one for you anyway. Just don't expect some diamond earrings sparkling like vampire cock, or Isotoner gloves sullied by a thousand of Black Friday's dirtiest hands. Oh...and that big luxury car with the giant red bow wrapped around it like an eager lover? Not going to happen. I'm afraid, this year you'll be unwrapping lumps of coal.

Shiny, shiny coal.

My first erotic short story will be released for your electronic reading pleasure on December 16th. It's called STOCKING FULL OF COAL and it's part of the Ellora's Cave MERRY KINKMAS anthology. Here's a tease...

Justine is often described as accident prone, but there's nothing accidental about the violence to which she subjects her body. Doorframes, coffee tables, even the Christmas tree displays at Henri Bendel are means to her peculiar ends. She thinks she has it all figured out until she meets Nathan, the handsome manager of the department store, she's turned into a disaster area. He's gorgeous, funny and, in a surprising turn of events, actually interested in her. Will her unusual obsession cost her a chance at love with a "normal" guy?


Oh...and yeah...there's tons of hot sex up in this bitch. Gritty. Raunchy. Sex.


I wouldn't have it any other way.